If you could be any type of sandwich what would you be and why?

Well to star of I would be in my favorite sandwich it is so delicious so would say it's gross and weird but once you taste it it would be heaven to you it is to me. I would be in ham,mustard and tomato sauce it is so yummy I could almost taste now anyway I would eat myself probably.Why? because it is my favorite sandwich in the whole world and if I could I would eat myself again,again and again until I get sick of course. My sandwich is juicy with all that sauce in your mouth,chewy with the ham and the bread.If I was a sandwich I would rob banks because I would not get hurt from my bread shield, be a billionaire buy everything in the world. Maybe that's not the best sandwich maybe a burger from Burger King, a double cheeseburger ummmmmmmm...I know it is not healthy but it is delicious and sweet. Maybe I am the first invention of the sandwich I could be a millionaire?If I could be any shapeshifter I would not be a sandwich would you agree with me?Although it would be floppy while eating it.There is lots of reasons why I wouldn't be a sandwich here are some of of why I wouldn't be a sandwich Can't drive cars,be clean,be a normal person and couldn't play video games!